英语翻译Women's favourite e-maill of the yearA men was sick and

英语翻译
Women's favourite e-maill of the year
A men was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.He wanted her to see what he went through,so he prayed:"Dear Lord:I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.I want her to know what I go through,so please allow her body to swich with mine for a day.Amen."
God,in his infinite wisdom,granted the man's wish.The next morning,sure enough,the man awoke as a woman.He arose,cooked breakfast for his mate,awakened the kids,set our their school clothes,fed them breakfast,packed their lunches,drove them to school,came home and picked up the dry cleaning,took it to the cleanersand stopped at a bank to make a deposit,went grocery shopping,then drove home to put away the groceries,paid the bills and balance the check book.He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.Then it was already 1 p.m.and he hurried to make the beds,do the laundry,vacuum,dust,and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.He ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.He set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework,then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.At4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.After supper he cleaned the kitchen,ran the dishwasher,folded laundry,bathed the kids,and put them to bed.At 9p.m he was expected to make love,which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next moring he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,"Lord,I don't know what I was
thinking.I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.pleasa,oh pleasa,let us trade back."The Lord,in his infinite wisdom.Replied,"My son,I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.You'll just have to wait nine months though.You got pregnant last night."
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年度最受女士欢迎的电子邮件
想到自己每天八小时在外辛勤工作,而老婆却清闲在家,男人感到愤恨与疲惫.他很想让老婆了解自己的终日劳碌,于是祈祷：“上帝啊,请将我与老婆的身体调换一天吧!”
全能的上帝让他如愿以偿.次日,男人醒来成了女人.他起了床便接着做了早餐,唤醒孩子们,为他们准备校服,看他们用餐,又把午饭打包,一路将他们送到学校.回了家,将脏衣物带到干洗店,路过银行将余款存入,逛了食品杂货店,然后归家将冰箱填满,交了水电费,算了家庭收支,又给猫刷了盘子,给狗洗了澡.这时已经下午一点钟了,他急忙整理了床铺,清洗了衣物,在厅堂间摆弄着吸尘器,掸子,抹布,又把厨房的地板拖净.之后便去学校接回了孩子们,半路上的教导搞成了争论；到了家,分发了甜点和牛奶,看着他们做作业,摆起熨衣板,看着电视熨起衣物.转眼四点半了,他开始削马铃薯,洗菜做色拉,给猪排洒上面包屑然后煎烤,又剥了半天毛豆.晚餐结束后他清理了厨房,叠放好衣物,给孩子们洗了澡,哄他们入睡.九点了,和老婆亲热一番沉睡而去.
次日醒来,他立马跪地祈祷：“上帝啊!我不该忌妒整日困在家中的老婆,快把我们变回去吧!”全能的上帝答道：“我的孩子,知错能改善莫大焉.我当然会把你变回去,不过等九个月之后再说吧--昨晚你怀孕了.”