英语翻译18岁的Junxiu是个青春期问题少年,上课时一直在睡觉不好好学习,下了课就喜欢和别人打架.突然有一天,他的父母

英语翻译
18岁的Junxiu是个青春期问题少年,上课时一直在睡觉不好好学习,下了课就喜欢和别人打架.突然有一天,他的父母留下10万韩元就离家出走,而他则在超市剪刀只有6个月大的小男孩Yulan,他的身上还有Junxiu的姓名和在读学校,因此别人误会Yulan是Junxiu的儿子,他自己也以为真的是自己儿子.因此Junxiu便成为了超级奶爸,必须每天按照学校规定不好好上课又要照顾Yulan.没有照顾婴儿的经验的Junxiu烦恼得恨不得自己是女人或有分身之术.Yulan的“粮食问题”成为目前最棘手的事情：俊秀开始四处寻找天然的母乳,在这其间认识了Jinxin,也因此和Jinxin开始了“离谱”而惊险妙趣不断的生活,过程中笑料百出……而两人渐渐喜欢上了对方……直到最后,他们知道Yulan真正的父亲其实是Junxiu的最好的朋友,Junxiu知道真相后反而有点悲伤,因为他已经把Yulan当成自己的儿子,和他已经产生了 感情,他有点不舍得把孩子还给朋友,最后,他成了Yulan 的干爹,一起美满地生活.
精彩对白
我本来也想把他扔了不管了,我下不了狠心,看着它可怜的样子,想想假如以后他发现他没有父母,会有多么难过.对不起让你跟着受罪了,你不应该有个我这样的爸爸.
校规没有这条,你就让他停学,我要上教委告你们学校!放开我!
老二和劳五上学去了,老大出去了,老六在这儿,老七在这儿,老九我抱着,老八到哪儿去!
我马上要演讲了,所以没有语病是最重要的!我求了很多翻译都不理想,翻译!

18岁的Junxiu是个青春期问题少年,上课时一直在睡觉不好好学习,下了课就喜欢和别人打架.突然有一天,他的父母留下10万韩元就离家出走,而他则在超市剪刀只有6个月大的小男孩Yulan,他的身上还有Junxiu的姓名和在读学校,因此别人误会Yulan是Junxiu的儿子,他自己也以为真的是自己儿子.因此Junxiu便成为了超级奶爸,必须每天按照学校规定不好好上课又要照顾Yulan.没有照顾婴儿的经验的Junxiu烦恼得恨不得自己是女人或有分身之术.Yulan的“粮食问题”成为目前最棘手的事情：俊秀开始四处寻找天然的母乳,在这其间认识了Jinxin,也因此和Jinxin开始了“离谱”而惊险妙趣不断的生活,过程中笑料百出……而两人渐渐喜欢上了对方……直到最后,他们知道Yulan真正的父亲其实是Junxiu的最好的朋友,Junxiu知道真相后反而有点悲伤,因为他已经把Yulan当成自己的儿子,和他已经产生了 感情,他有点不舍得把孩子还给朋友,最后,他成了Yulan 的干爹,一起美满地生活. 精彩对白我本来也想把他扔了不管了,我下不了狠心,看着它可怜的样子,想想假如以后他发现他没有父母,会有多么难过.对不起让你跟着受罪了,你不应该有个我这样的爸爸.校规没有这条,你就让他停学,我要上教委告你们学校!放开我!老二和劳五上学去了,老大出去了,老六在这儿,老七在这儿,老九我抱着,老八到哪儿去!
The 18 year old Junxiu is a young adolescent problems, class have been sleepingdon't study hard, the lesson is like fighting with others. Suddenly one day, his parentsleft 100000 won to run away from home, and he was in the supermarket scissors is only 6 months old boy Yulan, his body and the Junxiu name and read in school, soothers. Yulan is Junxiu's son, he thought it was his son. Therefore, Junxiu has become a super milk dad every day, must according to the regulation of the school is not a good class and take care of Yulan. No experience of looking after babies Junxiu annoyances to hate myself is a woman or a member of. Yulan "food problem" is one of the most difficult things: Junsu started looking around for a natural breast milk, and in this period to know Jinxin, also therefore and Jinxin began "outrageous" and the thrill of groovy continuously during life, full of humor. But two people come to likeeach other. Until finally, they know that Yulan's real father is Junxiu's best friend,Junxiu know the truth but a little sad, because he had Yulan as his son, and he has had a feeling, he is not willing to give up the child back to friends, finally, he became Yulan's godfather, together happy life. Wonderful dialogue I would have left him no matter, I am not cruel, look at it like the poor, imagine if he found out he had no parents, how sad. Sorry to let you suffer along, you should not have such a father.The school rules without this, you let him off, I want to tell you on school education!Let me go. The second and five go to school work, the boss out of here, old six,seven here, old nine I hold them, where to go! 再答： 只能翻译到这地步啦