谁能帮我找一篇初中生 3分钟可以朗读完的英语短文

谁能帮我找一篇初中生 3分钟可以朗读完的英语短文
希望那篇短文可以有趣点,帮我在那些报刊杂志或书上找找,网络上也行,我要为我们班的荣誉而战.如果我赢了,那么我会很感谢你们的.
请写出中文注释,希望里面的生词不要太多,拜托长点好不好

It was a cold winter day in 1919.A small boy was walking along the street in London.His name was Tom.He was very hungry.He wanted to buy some bread,but he had no money.What could he do?When he was very young,he wanted to be a great man in the world of films.So he worked to sing and dance well.Thirty years later,the boy became one of the famous people in the world.
那是1919年的一个寒冷的冬天.一个小男孩正漫步在伦敦的街头.他的名字叫汤姆.他饿极了.他想买一些面包,可是他身无分文.他该怎么办呢?当他非常年幼的时候,他就想当一名电影世界中的伟人.所以他努力把歌唱好,把舞跳好.三十年之后,这个小男孩真地成为了电影世界中的著名人物之一.
Once a fox invited a stork to dinner.He put nothing on the table except some soup in a very shallow dish.
The fox could easily lap up the soup,but the stork could only wet the end of her long bill in it.When she left the meal,she was still very hungry."I am sorry," said the fox,"the soup is not to your taste."
"Please do not apologize," said the stork."I hope you will come to my house,and dine with me soon."
A few days later the fox visited the stork.He found that his food was put in a long bottle,and the mouth of the bottle was very narrow.He could not insert his big mouth into it,so he ate nothing.
"I will not apologize," said the stork."One bad turn deserves another."
一次,狐狸请鹳来吃饭.他除了浅盘子中的一点汤以外,什么也没有准备.
狐狸可以轻而易举地喝到汤,但是鹳只够蘸湿他长长的嘴尖.吃完饭后,鹳仍旧很饥饿."很抱歉!"狐狸说,"这汤不合你的口味".
"别客气,"鹳说,"过几天请到我家来和我一起吃饭吧."
几天后,狐狸应邀而至,他发现食物都装在一个长长的瓶子里,而瓶口很细,他无法将他的大嘴伸进去,什么也吃不到.
"我不想道歉,这是你应得的回报."鹳说.
Camera
On our way to a wedding in Vermont,my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera.We stopped at a general store and,hoping to purchase a cheap,disposable model.Sal asked the owner,"Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?"
"Look,fella," replied the owner,"I don't care what you do with it after you buy it.
照相机
在前往威蒙特参加一个婚礼的路上,我和丈夫意识到我们忘了带照相机.我们在一家百货商店门前停了下来,希望能够买到一种便宜的,一次性照相机.萨尔问店主：“你们有那种用了就扔的照相机吗?”
“我说,小伙子,”店主回答说,“我可不管你买了之后怎么处理它.”
士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招
由于生意方面的事,罗宾逊先生得出趟门.因为有点紧急,他决定坐飞机.乘机旅行时,他喜欢靠窗坐,故而一登机,他就寻找一个靠窗的座位.他发现只有一个靠窗的座位还空着.在那空座位边坐着一名士兵.令罗宾逊先生纳闷的是,这位士兵没有坐靠窗的位置.罗宾逊先生不管那些,他马上径直朝那个空座位走去.
然而,等到了那儿,他看见座位上有则启事,是用钢笔写的：“为保持装载平衡,特预设该位置,”罗宾逊先生还从来没有在飞机上见过如此不同寻常的启事.不过,他想飞机上一定装了什么特别重的物品,于是他找了个不靠窗的位置.
又有两三个乘客试图坐在那个士兵旁的靠窗座位上,他们看到那则启事就走开了.当快满座时,一位非常美丽的姑娘匆匆走进机舱.一直在注意进舱旅客的那个士兵赶紧拿掉他旁边空座位上的启事.士兵用这种办法,成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴.
英文竟能说得如此搞笑
a.小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?老师说：Go ahead.小明就坐了下来.过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?老师说：Go ahead.小明又坐了下来.他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去?小明说：你没听老师说“去你个头”啊!
b.一对热恋中的男女.女生非常没有安全感,于是对着男友说：“SAY I LOVE YOU!SAY IT!SAY IT!SAY IT!”
男的答道：“IT!”
c.一位在美的留学生,想要考国际驾照.在考试时因为过于紧张,看到地上标线是向左转.
他不放心的问道:turn left?
监考官回答：right.于是他立刻向右转……
d.某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成.一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙说：I am sorry.
老外应道：I am sorry too.
某人听后又道：I am sorry three.
老外不解,问：What are you sorry for?
某人无奈,道：I am sorry five.
爆笑：昨天夜里我爸妈表演“混合双打”
Teacher of Physical Education:Have you ever seen mixed doubles,boys?
体育老师：孩子们,你们见过男女混合双打吗?
Nick:Yes,sir.Quite of ten.I saw it even last night.
尼克：见过,老师,经常见.就在昨天夜里我还见过呢!
Teacher:Please tell us some thing about it.
老师：那你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧.
Nick:Oh,sorry,sir.My father always says,"Domestic shame should not be published.”
尼克：啊,对不起,老师.我爸爸常说:“家丑不可外扬.”