英语翻译Stan:hey dude,what's up?Eminem:yo,not much dog,you?S:kin

英语翻译
Stan:hey dude,what's up?
Eminem:yo,not much dog,you?
S:kind of suck,i got fired for banging my boss's secretary.
E:is she hot?good for you dog.you got any plans?
S:yeah,i think i need a new job now.
E:hey dude,i heard the football team is open for tryouts,why don't you go and see if you still got it?
S:yeah,why not?all i got to do is to MAKE a RESERVATION for my JOB INTERVIEW?
E:no need man,just call Stiffler,tell him that you've been playing football with Nova since high school,he will hook you up.
S:Steve Stiffler is still playin for the team?
E:he made coach now,we go way back,just talk to him.
S:sure,oh where is Nova at?haven't heard from him for a long time.
E:he went to Italy with Heather,he is playing soccer now for a local club in Florence.
S:ew!soccer?that's chick stuff,how does Nova end up playing that?
E:i don't know,man.something sure as hell messed his brain up,yo!
S:Jim and Micheal gotta married last month,did you go to their wedding?
E:no man,i wasn't invited,but i heard Stiffler's mom was there and someone saw Finch with her in a hot tub.
S:for sure?damn!that's the milf i've always wanted to nail.lucky bastard Finch!
E:they are together working on a book of Tantra now,i heard it's coming out pretty soon.
S:what is that?
E:just somethin that can make banging longer and a lotta better,buy a book then you can become a stud again.
S:i don't know man,i'm broke,can you hit me with some dough?
E:no man,the music business is hard too,but what are you doing tonight?
S:i don't know,you got somewhere to go?
E:i'm going to the titty bar outside the lake.you comin with me?
S:why not,i missed Monica,she's got the sweetest tits on erath.
E:then let me call Tyrone and get some weed,Snoop told me he got the best weed in town.
S:let's do it,see you there tonight.
E:peace out,dog,later.
外教打赌我们翻译不出这段文字，如果他输了他请我们去吃必胜客，跪求强人翻译下，我自己确实没辙了，别像一楼那样用什么翻译器弄的就行，太恶心了我都看不下去了，什么玩意儿啊。

不是机翻,上班无聊帮你翻了下
Stan:嘿,最近怎样?
Eminem:一般般吧,你呢?
S:不大爽,我被老板炒了,因为我上了他的秘书.
E:她性感吗?你不错啊!现在有什么打算?
S:恩,我想找个新工作了.
E:对了,我听说橄榄球队在招新,你可以去试试看,说不定宝刀未老.
S:恩,可以去试一下,我现在只要约一个工作面试就行了吗?
E:不用,老兄.打电话给Stiffler,只要跟他说你高中时候一直和Nova一起打橄榄球的,他就会帮你安排的.
S:Steve Stiffler还在那个球队打球?
E:他现在是教练了,我们都是老交情,只要打给他就行了.
S:会的.噢,Nova现在怎样了?好久没有他的消息.
E:他和Heather去意大利了,现在在弗洛罗萨一个俱乐部踢球.
S:额,足球?那是女人才玩的玩意,Nova怎么会想去玩那个?
E:不知道,我看他脑子肯定有毛病了.
S:Jim和Micheal上礼拜结婚了,你有没去他们婚礼?
E:没,他们没邀请我,不过我听说Stiffler他妈有在,有人看见她和Finch在洗鸳鸯浴.
S:真的假的?干!我一直想搞定那个风流婆娘,被Finch这个混蛋走运了!
E:他们在一起写一本密宗,听说快出版了.
S:什么密宗?
E:就是教你怎么延长做爱的时间和提高做爱质量,买了这本书你就能变成做爱达人.
S:我不知道,我都破产了.能不能借我点钱?
E:我没办法,现在音乐界也难做.你今晚准备干嘛?
S:不知道,你要去哪?
E:去外湖那有个美眉酒吧,你要不要一起?
S:去啊,我想死Monica了,全世界最可爱的乳头.
E:那我去叫Tyrone弄点大麻来,Snoop说他有这里最好的大麻.
S:赶紧去,今晚见.
E:回见,小子.