英语翻译括号内的不用翻译.不要用GOOGLE翻译的,选出最佳答案后追加100分（秦王居中威坐,表情冷酷）侍卫：燕国使臣荆

英语翻译
括号内的不用翻译.不要用GOOGLE翻译的,选出最佳答案后追加100分
（秦王居中威坐,表情冷酷）
侍卫：燕国使臣荆轲,秦武阳觐见~（然后站在王一侧）
王：宣（兵乙在殿前搜身,从秦身上搜出毛巾,水杯,饭盒,牙刷等物）
秦：这些都是生活必需品,我大老远从家来,离开了他们,生活上就会遇到麻烦,最近咸阳物价又涨,买这么多东西就花了我不少银子,我哪
还有钱买票看兵马俑啊!
荆：少罗嗦!正事要紧!（兵乙要收地图,秦抱紧）
秦：（语气娇嗔）不许碰,这是燕太子丹献给大王的地图,我们要呈给大王的,快把你的脏手拿开,讨厌!（通行,走上台）（秦见大王,惊
吓到的表情,手中地图掉落,秦王疑惑）
荆：这孩子就是没见过什么世面,昨天还吵着嚷着要见大王的,怎么今天见到又不好意思了
.
秦（对观众,一脸被恶心到了的表情）：我听说那秦王是继F4之后的又一少女杀手F5,今日一见,真是比青蛙还恐龙,比恐龙还青蛙啊,（转
而对秦王,歉意地笑）见到帅哥难免手软,见谅,见谅
秦对荆轲:"情况不妙,我先跑了,兄弟好好干."
荆轲:"喂,你这家伙.转身对秦王:不好意思,这小孩回家看动画片了.
秦王：阿丹不是发短信说你直升飞机,你怎么玩了三个月?
荆轲：您认为现在还有人会开直升飞机吗?
秦王：原来如此!那我就问你一个问题好了
荆轲：
秦王：如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望谁跑得快?
荆轲：
秦王：狗熊,禽兽呼!没想到你比禽兽还要禽兽!
侍卫：不过大王慈悲,你还有一次从新选择的机会!
荆轲：狗熊!
秦王：没想到你连禽兽都不如!
秦王：不过看你这么可怜,最后再给你一次机会!
荆轲：一样快!
秦王：没想到你和禽兽一个样!
荆轲：你,你,你……
秦王：你什么呀你,你你个头呀你!
王：（疑惑）你（对荆）一个人把东西呈上来（荆从秦手中接过地图,走上前）
荆：大王请看,此十五城皆是燕国繁华之地,为能使百姓免于战乱,太子愿以此表臣服之心王：（王凝视荆）燕王似乎在责怪寡人挑起战乱?
荆：恕臣愚见,若无战事,天下太平,亲人可以团聚,有情人可以成眷属,化戾气为祥和,岂不美哉?
王：寡人正是此意,若万民一心,再无异端,则太平盛世不远,大丈夫一生只求统一天下,又何必太拘小节?
荆：这么说大王不愿停战了?
王：你既知我心,又何必多问?（王继续打开地图）
荆：(地图打开后迅速拿起匕首)说:"那我就在这里送你上西天吧.(开打)
侍卫:大王小心(直线撞在柱子上)!
（秦王乘机将一把长剑横在荆轲脖子身上.）
秦王：哈哈哈……
荆轲：风萧萧兮易水寒,壮士已去兮不复还……
（场景定格）
画外音：次日,燕国太子丹得到了荆轲被杀的消息……
画卷立起.
翻译成英文的 只用翻译台词

(Middle-wei Qin sat grim expression)
Guards: report ~~~~~ envoys of Yan Jing Ke, Qin Wu Yang Wang audience ~~~~~( then stood side)
Wang: Xuan (B soldiers searched in front of palace, from the Qin Dynasty found on towels, cups, lunch boxes, toothbrushes and other items)
Qin: These are the necessities of life, I am far away from home, left them, life would be in trouble, most recently Xianyang prices rose again to buy so many things I spent a lot of money, which I
There is money to buy tickets to see Warrior ah!
Jing: less wordy! Proper business to bear! (B to be closed military map, Qin Hold)
Qin: (tone Jiaochen) not touch, which is dedicated to the Crown Prince Dan of Yan King of the map, we have to presented to King, and Get out of your dirty hand open, hate! (Passage on stage) (see Qin king, frightened
Startled expression, the hands of maps fall, Qin wondering)
Jing: The child is not seen what the various aspects of society, yesterday and still wanted to see the king shouted, how embarrassing to see you here again
.
Qin (for the audience, his face was disgusting to the expression): I have heard that the King of Qin is the second F4 another girl after the killer F5, today, a view, is really more than frogs also dinosaurs, than the dinosaurs also frogs ah, (transfer
While the King of Qin, sorry to laugh) to see the handsome guy will inevitably be soft, forgive me, forgive me
Jing Ke Qin right: "The situation is not good I Xianpao, and brothers do well."
Jing Ke: "Hey, are you this guy. Turned to the King of Qin: I beg your pardon, this child home to see a cartoon.
Qin: Adam is not send text messages that you helicopters, 5 minutes to do? How do you play for three months?
Jing Ke: Do you think there are still people would open helicopter do?
Qin: Oh, I see! Then I'll ask you a question good
!
Jing Ke: say!
Qin: If you and the bear race who you want to run fast?
Jing Ke: I am!
Qin: bear, wild beasts will call! Did not think you're better than animals but also animals!
Guards: But King of mercy, you have a new opportunity to choose!
Jing Ke: Bear!
Qin: did not expect that you will not even animals do not like!
Qin: But see you are so pathetic, the last to give you one more chance!
Jing Ke: as fast!
Qin: I have not thought of you and your animals a kind!
Jing Ke: You, you, you ... ...
Qin: Are you What is it you, you, you tall, 呀 you!
Wang: (puzzled) Are you (for Jing) If a person stops making things (Jing Qin took over from the map, walked)
Jing: King See, this is the Yan State 15 cities are bustling place, in order to enable people from the war, Prince Edward is willing to submit to this form the heart of King: (King gaze Jing) Yan Wang seemed to provoke a war to blame Guaren ?
Jing: Shu-Chen Yu, see if there is no war, peace and harmony relatives are reunited lovers can Chengjuan Zhu, turn hostility into harmony, would not Miya?
Wang: Guaren It is precisely this intention, if 10000 people as one, no heresy, then peace and prosperity is drawing near, Men Suddenly in Black's life Zhiqiu a unified world, why should they arrest section too?
Jing: King unwilling to say that the armistice it?
Wang: You Jizhi my heart, why do you ask? (Wang continues to open map)
Jing: (Map opens quickly picked up the dagger) said: "Then I would send you here on the Western Paradise bar. (Open play)
Guards: King carefully (direct hit the pole)!
(Qin took the opportunity to be a long sword lay in body neck Jing Ke.)
Qin: Ha ha ha ... ...
Jing Ke: Xi Yishui Han Feng Xiaoxiao, Xi warrior no longer has to go also ... ...
(Scene fixed grid)
Voice-over: The next day, Crown Prince Dan of Yan Jing Ke was killed in a message ... ...
Scroll erected.
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