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求50词的英语趣味文章 有追加

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求50词的英语趣味文章 有追加
50词的,初一的(实在不行就初中1-3的),有追加 5篇
50词带翻译 初一的 追加50分!
求50词的英语趣味文章 有追加
1.A birthday gift
Helen:Mom,I want to give you a nice teapot for your birthday.
Mom:But I already have a nice teapot.
Helen:No,you haven't.I just broke it.
2.It works well
One boss asks the other,"Is your advertising getting results?"
"It sure is," says the second boss,"last week we advertised for a night watchman.The next night someone robbed(抢劫).
3.Five apples
Teacher:If you have five apples in your pocket,can I take out six?
Amy:No sir.
Teacher:Tha's correct.Why not?
Amy:Because they're not yours.
4.Better typing
Teacher:Your typing is improving,Mary.There are only 17 mistakes here.
Mary:That's great!
Teacher:And now I'll look at the second sentence.
5.The lowest mark
Student:I don't think I deserve(该得)an absolute(绝对的)zero.
Professor:Nerther do I,but it is the lowest mark thr I am allowed to give.
生词我都标了,剩下的你自己应该会翻了.