跪求英语2人对话 每人十句 对话内容健康向上

跪求英语2人对话 每人十句 对话内容健康向上

One day, a village idiot won the first prize in the lottery(彩票).
“How did you guess the lucky number?” asked his neighbor.
“Well, three times, I dream of seven; so I figure it out that three times seven are twenty-four, and I bought the ticket with number 24 then I won the first prize.”
“Why, you blamed fool (你这个傻瓜!). Three times seven is twenty-one not twenty-four.”
“Is that so?” said the village idiot, Well, twenty-four won, anyway.”
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经典对话一：
男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?）
女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱.)
经典对话二：
男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗?）
女：Why? Don’t you already have one? （为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?）
经典对话三：
男：I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师.我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸.）
女：I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生.我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸.）
经典对话四：
男：Is this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧?）
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的.）
经典对话五：
男：Haven’t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你?）
女：Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.（是的.这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因.）
经典对话六：
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?）
女：Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉.这个周末我头疼.）
经典对话七：
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐.）
女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗?你是说你要离开?）
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...
Demon: Why so glum?chum?
Guy:?What do you think?I'm in hell.
Demon:?Hell's not so bad.?We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy:?Sure,?I love to drink.?Love the drinks.
Demon:?Well you're gonna love Mondays then.?On?Mondays that's all we do is drink.?Whiskey,?tequila,?Guinness,?wine coolers,?diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy:?Gee炉hat sounds great.
Demon:?You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!?Love the smoking.
Demon:?Alright!?You're gonna love Tuesdays.?We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out.?If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy:?Wow...that's...awesome!
Demon:?I bet you like to gamble.
Guy:?Why?yes?as a matter of fact?I do.?Love the gambling.
Demon:?Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want.?Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever...?If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.
Demon:牋 You into drugs?
Guy:?Are you kidding?Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon:?That's right!?Thursday is drug day.?Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack.?Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want烬nd if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares!?O.D.!
Guy:?Yowza!?I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!
Demon: You gay?
Guy:?Uh?no.
Demon:?Ooooh?(grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays