搜搜考试网谁知道一些英语笑话（带翻译）简单点,课前演讲用的
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谁知道一些英语笑话（带翻译）简单点,课前演讲用的
There is a wanderful old Italian joke...
about a poor man who goes to church everyday...
and prays before the statue of a great saint,begging:
"dear saint,please,please,please...let me win the lottery".
Finally,the exasperated statue comes to life...
and looks down at the begging man and says:"My dear son,
please,please,plaese buy a ticket!"
中文：意大利有一个和好笑的老笑话,
说一个穷人每天都去教堂
在一个胜任的雕像面前祈祷：
“圣人啊,行行好 行行好,你就让我中彩票吧.”
被激怒的圣人最终忍不住显灵
向下看着祈祷的穷人说：
“我亲爱的孩子,那你也该买张彩票吧!”
希望可以帮到你!
about a poor man who goes to church everyday...
and prays before the statue of a great saint,begging:
"dear saint,please,please,please...let me win the lottery".
Finally,the exasperated statue comes to life...
and looks down at the begging man and says:"My dear son,
please,please,plaese buy a ticket!"
中文：意大利有一个和好笑的老笑话,
说一个穷人每天都去教堂
在一个胜任的雕像面前祈祷：
“圣人啊,行行好 行行好,你就让我中彩票吧.”
被激怒的圣人最终忍不住显灵
向下看着祈祷的穷人说：
“我亲爱的孩子,那你也该买张彩票吧!”
希望可以帮到你!