英语笑话带翻译 短一些

1.Aboysworetoagirl:'Honey,dopleasemarryme,otherwiseI'lldie'Thegirlrefused.Sixtyyearslater,theboydied

mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvert

IfIwereaboyagainIfIwereaboyagain,Iwouldpracticeperseverancemoreoften,andnevergiveupathingbecauseitwa

whiteman：areyouBlack?blackman：no,i'mWhite.白人：你是布莱克吗?（BLACK是姓叶有黑人的意思）黑人：不,我是怀特（WHITE是姓也有白人的意思）

Heisreallysomebody--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemanina

ThereisawanderfuloldItalianjoke...aboutapoormanwhogoestochurcheveryday...andpraysbeforethestatueofag

Mr.Smith:Waiter,there'sadeadflyinmysoup.Waiter:Yes,sir,Iknow---it'stheheatthatkillsit.史密斯先生：服务员,我的汤里

Wasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseeme

A:nicetomeetyou.B:nicetomeetyou,too.A:nicetomeetyouthree.这个就不翻了哈翻出来就没有好笑了希望对lz有帮助.

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-GoSlow".老

Who'sMorePolite?Afatmanandaskinnymanwerearguingaboutwhowasthemorepolite.Theskinnymansaidhewasmorepol

Thestudentswerehavingtheirchemistry(化学）class.MissLiwastellingthestudentswhatwaterwaslike.Afterthat,s

又要英语的还要什么翻译啊再问：老师让的再答：Thesquadwerehaving“visualtraining”．Onesmartrecruitwasaskedbytheofficertocounth

Geographyteacheraskstudentstoheaven,wheretheriverflow?Astudentfiercestooduptotheeast.:Theteacherdidn

heyAreDirectlyfromAmericaNotlongafteranoldChinesewomencamebacktochinafromhervisittoherdaughterintheS

预算超标的小偷CaughtstealingAshoplifterwascaughtred-handedtryingtostealawatchfromajewelrystore."Listen,"sai

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

LetmetakeitdownAnelephantsaidtoamouse,"nodoubtthatyouarethesmallestandmostuselessthingthatIhaveevers

有个人不小心撞了一个外国人.他：I'msorry外:I'msorry,too.他:I'msorry,three外:Whatareyousorryfor他:I'msorry,five.AGoodBoyL