简单易懂的英语笑话

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Inthetrafficcourtofalargemid-westerncity,ayoungladywasbroughtbeforethejudgetoansweraticketgivenherfo

一Where’smytooth?TomandJackarebrothers.It’sSundaymorning.Theywakeup.Theygetoutofbed.Theygetdressed.Th

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

Heisreallysomebody--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemanina

Heisreallysomebody--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemanina

ThreepastorsThreepastorsinthesouthwerehavinglunchinadiner.Onesaid,Youknow,sincesummerstartedI’vebeen

mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvert

Onceuponatime,astupidguywenttothedoctor's."What'sthematterwithyou",askedthedoctor."Ihavebeenbrokenal

TwoBirdsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Student:

Alife-longcityman,tiredoftheratrace,decidedthathewasgoingtogiveupthecitylife,movetothecountry,andbec

某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成.一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙说:iamsorry.老外应道:iamsorrytoo.某人听后又道:iamsorrythree.老外不解,问whatareyousorryfo

heyAreDirectlyfromAmericaNotlongafteranoldChinesewomencamebacktochinafromhervisittoherdaughterintheS

1.Alittleboyaskedhisfather:Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?Thefatherreplied:Idon'tknowson.I'msti

“小子你给我起来！这才第十一拳哪！”mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGo

Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMasterCard&Visa.　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.　　Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

NestandHairMysister,aprimaryschoolteacher,wasinformedbyoneofherpupilsthatabirdhadbuiltitsnestinthetr

1,TwobirlsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Studen

"Doctor,"shesaidloudly,bouncingintotheroom,"Iwantyoutosayfranklywhat'swrongwithme."Hesurveyedherfrom