英语笑话对话

Father'sThingsWhenTomHowardwasseventeenyearsoldhewasastallashisfather,sohebegantoborrowMr.Howard'scl

Willpower意志力Mike(M)Danny(C),Tommy(T)---classmatesScene----inthecollegedormDannyisplayingacomputergam

Longago,inalandfaraway,therelivedabeautifulyounggirl.Shewasverysad.Hermotherhaddiedandherfatherhadma

4Stan:Iwon92goldfish.Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?Stan:Inthebathroom.Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyou

有人学英语,“how”是“怎么”,“are”是“是”,“you”是“你”于是将“howareyou?”理解为“怎么是你?”；又因为“old”是“老”于是将“howoldareyou?”理解为“怎么老是

HuisleadingChinaBush:Condi!Nicetoseeyou.What'shappening?Condi:Sir,Ihavethereporthereaboutthenewleade

FoxandcockOnemorningafoxseesacock.Hethink,"Thisismybreakfast.''Hecomesuptothecockandsays,"Iknowyouca

有一天,俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料.他选好一样东西,俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看.当然俺有点不好意思了,而且俺还会句英语.于是,俺就对他说：“Iamsorry”.“Iamsorry,too”外国人回

Peterjoinedthearmywhenhewaseighteen,andforseveralmonthshewastaughthowtobeagoodsoldier.Hedidquitewell

guardwasabouttosignalhistraintostartwhenhesawanattractivegirlstandingontheplatformbyanopendoor,talki

AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",th

(ThisisguaranteedlaughsintheChineseclassroom.ItwasoriginallyabitinaPinkPanthermovie).Amanwalksintoas

I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaytha

(ThisisguaranteedlaughsintheChineseclassroom.ItwasoriginallyabitinaPinkPanthermovie).Amanwalksintoas

Therewasahounddoglayingintheyard.Anoldmaninoverallswassittingontheporch.有一只猎犬躺在院子里.一个穿着制服的老人坐在旁边的摇椅上

Apleasantplacetoplaceaplaiceisaplacewhereaplaiceispleasedtobeplaced.Don’tpamperdampscamptrampsthatca

请采纳我的问题　1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指，但竟没有一个同学注意到，令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候，她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀，这里真热呀，我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。”　　　　

Onceuponatime,astupidguywenttothedoctor's.　　"What'sthematterwithyou",askedthedoctor.　　"Ihavebeenbrok

1)IDon'tFeelLikeGettingintoanArgument"Gerald,"askedtheteacher,"whatistheshapeoftheearth?""It'sround,

AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveitto