英语笑话作文七年级带翻译

TheSpringFestivalisalsotheChineseNewYear.Everyyear,beforetheSpringFestival,peopleareverybusy.Theybuy

Ihaveahappyfamily,Ilovemyfatherandmotherloveme.Andasister.Whoisthat?Heismygrandfather.That?Sheismygr

Ilikedogs.Theyaregoodtopeople.Theyarehonest.Theycanleadmetogoforawalk.Iftheyseethieves,theywillbarka

Gotothesupermarketshopping,whatasuperbcollectionofbeautifulthings,fullcategory,generalsupermarketswi

mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvert

MyRoomThisismyroom.Nearthewindowthereisadesk.Ioftendomyhomeworkatit.Youcanseesomebooks,someflowersin

《小学语文新课程标准》明确提出:小学作文就是练习把自己看见的、听到的、想到的内容或亲身经历的事情用恰当的语言文字表达出来.著名教育家叶圣陶先生说过:作文要说实话、写实话,不说假话、空话、套话.《小学语

Differentpeoplelikedifferentsubject.Wheniwasachild.MysisiteroftenspeakssomeEnglishwordstome.Thewords

whiteman：areyouBlack?blackman：no,i'mWhite.白人：你是布莱克吗?（BLACK是姓叶有黑人的意思）黑人：不,我是怀特（WHITE是姓也有白人的意思）

3.一只小鸟正在飞往南方过冬的途中.天气太冷了,小鸟冻僵了,从天上掉下来,跌在一大片农田里.它躺在田里的时候,一只母牛走了过来,而且拉了一泡屎在它身上.冻僵的小鸟躺在牛屎堆里,发掘牛粪真是太温暖了.牛

年纪轻轻的不要这么懒,你要是写好了让大家帮你修改修改可以.不要总想着不劳而获.再问：TomorrowisNewYear’sDay,myfamilyhavehadacompletelycleaningf

Wasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseeme

大姐,你想多了,不会有人告诉你的,除非他是白痴.

Todayismygrandpa'sbirthday.Ourfamilywentbacktomygrandpa'shomeinthemorning.Wegottogethertohaveabigfam

MyFamily【原创】Mynameis***..Therearetherepeopleinmyfamily.Theyaremyfather,mymotherandme.Myfatherisaneng

dad!istheinkdear?no!whydoyouaskthisquestion?motherisveryangrywithmebecauseIpouritoncarpet.再问：还有吗再答：a

预算超标的小偷CaughtstealingAshoplifterwascaughtred-handedtryingtostealawatchfromajewelrystore."Listen,"sai

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

没分还那么额多要求。自己卸去！

MyFriend　　Ihaveanewfriend(我有一个新朋友）,HernameisMary(她的名字是Mary).ShefromisEngland,(她来自英国)Herfavoritesubje