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Thedoctorlivesdownstairs　　"Doctor,"shesaidloudly,bouncingintotheroom,"Iwantyoutosayfranklywhat'swron

一老者三世同堂.一天回家时买了一份“牛鞭”菜.饭间,儿媳感到此菜形象特殊,味又奇特问：爸,这叫什么菜?公公不好说明,说“动物身上的”儿媳又：“你身上有吗?”公公答：“有”儿媳又问“我身上有吗?”公公稍

请参考JUSTTHEFACTSJamesCanton,CEOofTheModernNorthernElectricalCorporation,refusedaseventy-eightpercentp

JonesieTheGreatLionHunterAsmallvillagewastroubledbyaman-eatinglion.Soitsleaderssentamessagetothegrea

TheOldCatAnoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewasso

TeacherandStudentLandonhadmadeanunsuccessfulattemptattherecitation,andthedoctor,somewhatnettled,said

ASchool-reportThefatherwasreadingtheschool-reportwhichhadjustbeenhandedtohimbyhishopefulson.Hisbroww

ThePolicemanandtheThiefOnce,anewpolicemancaughtathiefinasmalltown,anddecidedtobringhimbacktothepolic

theoldcatanoldwomanhadacat.thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewasso

1,TwobirlsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Studen

Father'sThingsWhenTomHowardwasseventeenyearsoldhewasastallashisfather,sohebegantoborrowMr.Howard'scl

IknowwhoGodis!Aboysaystohermother,"Mom,isGodamanorwoman?"Themomthinksawhileandsays,"Well,son,Godisbo

ThePriceIntheHospitaltherelativesgatheredinthewaitingroom,wheretheirfamilymemberlaygravelyill.Finall

I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaytha

英Inchildhooddaddythefishdiscussesthematterwhichforthefishstarvedfrequently.Listens,fishfishtwowithte

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

TwoPiecesofCakeTom:Mom,canIhavetwopiecesofcake,please?Mom:Certainly--takethispieceandcutittwo!两块蛋糕汤姆

Teacher:Whatdoyouwanttobecome?LittleJohnny:Doctor!Teacher:Why?LJ:Becauseit'stheonlyprofessionwhereyo

ASmarttortoiseAtigerishungry.Heislookingforfood.Heseesafroginfrontofhim.“Ha,ha!Afrog!Mydinner!”soher

Whereisthefather?Twobrotherswerelookingatsomebeautifulpaintings."Look,"saidtheelderbrother."Hownicet