英语小笑话带翻译简短

一个英语菜鸟跟一个外国人撞了一下,他们的对话菜鸟:I'msorry!外国人:I'msorry,too.菜鸟:I'msorrythree.外国人:Whatareyousorryfor?菜鸟:I'msor

1.Aboysworetoagirl:'Honey,dopleasemarryme,otherwiseI'lldie'Thegirlrefused.Sixtyyearslater,theboydied

故事发生在一个酒吧里.某天,一位男子走进酒吧问道：“这的人,有谁有罗特韦尔犬?”“是的先生,我有呢!”一名骑车男子站起来答道,“它怎么了?”男子伤心地说“是这样的,我的小吉娃娃刚才杀死了你的狗……”“

mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvert

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

Summerswimmingsafetycannotbeignored(标题)以下正文;Morehotdays,thepublicswimmingpoolhasbecomeafavoredplace,

Wasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseeme

塞翁失马焉知非福(BlessingorBane)　　Onceuponatime,therewasamannamedSaiweng.HelivednearChina'snorthernborders.H

.Ayoungmotherbelievedthatitwasverywrongtowasteanyfoodwhenthereweresomanyhungrypeopleintheworld.Oneev

Q:What'sthedifferencebetweenamonkeyandaflea?A:Amonkeycanhavefleas,butafleacan'thavemonkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么

A:Armstrongwent(go的过去式)tothemoon,thatgreat!B:That'snothing,myfatherwenttothesun!A:Thesun?It'sveryhot

IWasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseem

TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"Schoo

Snorer瞌睡者Thepreacherwasvexedbecauseacertainmemberofhiscongregationalwaysfellasleepduringthesermon.牧师

Aboysaystohermother,Mom,isGodamanorwoman?Themomthinksawhileandsays,Well,son,Godisbothmanandwoman.The

AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveitto

heyAreDirectlyfromAmericaNotlongafteranoldChinesewomencamebacktochinafromhervisittoherdaughterintheS

PregnantWife:Thebabyiskickingme!(怀孕的妻子说：宝宝在踢我.)Husband:What?Yousonofabitch!Leavemywifealone.（丈夫说：什么?

Therewasatigerlivedforalonglongtime,afterthat,hedied曾经有一只老虎活了很久很久,然后.它死了很冷吧?

Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads,seehowthefarmslooked,andp