8人英语笑话剧本带翻译400字

1.Aboysworetoagirl:'Honey,dopleasemarryme,otherwiseI'lldie'Thegirlrefused.Sixtyyearslater,theboydied

故事发生在一个酒吧里.某天,一位男子走进酒吧问道：“这的人,有谁有罗特韦尔犬?”“是的先生,我有呢!”一名骑车男子站起来答道,“它怎么了?”男子伤心地说“是这样的,我的小吉娃娃刚才杀死了你的狗……”“

叫我怎么说明白?　　那天我正在看碟,学英语的老妈捧了本书进来,我们有了这样的对话－－　　老妈：“这个‘Idon'tknow.’是什么意思?”　　我说：“我不知道.”　　老妈：“送你上学上了几年,你怎么

mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvert

英语幽默笑话带翻译1:Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,sai

mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvert

Whyisthenumber10afraidofseven?Becausesevenatenine,and10isnext.----------------Teacher:"Whocantellmew

whiteman：areyouBlack?blackman：no,i'mWhite.白人：你是布莱克吗?（BLACK是姓叶有黑人的意思）黑人：不,我是怀特（WHITE是姓也有白人的意思）

Heisreallysomebody--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemanina

Summerswimmingsafetycannotbeignored(标题)以下正文;Morehotdays,thepublicswimmingpoolhasbecomeafavoredplace,

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

Wasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseeme

.Ayoungmotherbelievedthatitwasverywrongtowasteanyfoodwhenthereweresomanyhungrypeopleintheworld.Oneev

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

小狮子找食物（IAmHungry）角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩.道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、苹果一个.Act1雄狮：（怒吼）Roar

Amotherwastalkingtoherlittleboy."Now,Billy,youshouldn'tbeselfishwithyourtoys.I'vetoldyoutoletyouryou

世界杯我买西班牙,结果智利赢,买英格兰,结果意大利赢,买意大利,结果哥斯达黎加赢,两轮小组赛下来,输得一塌糊涂.我今日上山求问禅师,禅师不语,默默地为我倒了一杯白开水,我顿悟：大师是让我回归平淡是真的

预算超标的小偷CaughtstealingAshoplifterwascaughtred-handedtryingtostealawatchfromajewelrystore."Listen,"sai

开车路过一个加油站,老公看看车也快没有油了,对老婆说：“亲爱的,我去上个厕所,你来加油好不好?”老婆妩媚一笑：“亲爱的,没问题!”老公走进了厕所,5秒钟后,听见老婆在门外大喊：“老公,加油!老公,加油

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa